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happy easter!

il a dit les trois mots qu’elle rêvait d’entendre:

je pense que 我愛他. j’espère que ce ne sera pas la cas la semaine prochaine.

when it’s midnight and everyone’s caffeine-deprived

these are the things we say:

1. elephant bar houses the most delicious freeze / smoothie i have or will ever try. hit up their pineapple freeze sometime. seriously, it’s sex in a foot-high tumbler.

2. handjob from geodude or blowjob from charizard?

3. exactly how many people will be at the – term pending – massive pool party on the 16th is still unknown; however, we do know that it will piss off the management, and anything that pisses off authority is good with us.

4. that being said, pool parties are not pool parties without ice cream.

5. accordingly, we will have ice cream. failing this we will hijack an ice cream truck and drive it into the pool for unlimited ice cream.

6. i am very eager for spring break to get its ass over here.

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what are the first three words you see?

we have a word for it. it goes “MESSED UP”

brent: dudes i got this deck idea
brent: STRIPED PAINT
brent: i swear im gnna be a fkn billionaire
goldie: good luck
me: sometimes i think brent may actually be retarded

stripes

you make me smile

goldie: what do you think of this? i’m supposed to write a short introduction as an emcee
me: emcee for what?
goldie: some awards ceremony some fredo came up with to promote “innovation within the community”
goldie: brooklyn isn’t a community, fools
me: LOL sure, go righttt ahead
goldie: up next we have the winner of the ‘most creative use of egg cartons’ award. have you ever looked at an egg carton and thought, ‘shit, this is useless!’? ever thought to yourself, ‘I’m only one person, what can I do?’?’ well, that’s the reason you’re not the one winning this trophy.”
me: LOL. mind if i stat that?
goldie: nooo don’t, brent might steal it
me: you know what, i’m gonna go ahead and say he probably won’t

me: you know what’ll be everywhere if you keep this up?
prajesh: strippers?
prajesh: plz be strippers
prajesh: tell me
prajesh: its strippers
me: YOUR. GUTSS.
prajesh: damn
prajesh: it was a good guess
prajesh: u gotta admit