Monthly Archives: March 2010

brent: dudes i got this deck idea brent: STRIPED PAINT brent: i swear im gnna be a fkn billionaire goldie: good luck me: sometimes i think brent may actually be retarded

goldie: what do you think of this? i’m supposed to write a short introduction as an emcee me: emcee for what? goldie: some awards ceremony some fredo came up with to promote “innovation within the community” goldie: brooklyn isn’t a … Continue reading →

me: you know what’ll be everywhere if you keep this up? prajesh: strippers? prajesh: plz be strippers prajesh: tell me prajesh: its strippers me: YOUR. GUTSS. prajesh: damn prajesh: it was a good guess prajesh: u gotta admit

but i know that if i do, i won’t be able to stop. and if i can’t bring myself to stop, i’ll be up all night and won’t get any sleep at all. and the next day i’ll be half … Continue reading →

“iodine lanthanum hydrogen vanadium yttrium oxygen uranium” he said, getting down on one knee. [i won’t accept a proposal from someone without this ring in the offering]

vous voudrez: 1 peach 1 apple 1 large orange 1) dice peach and apple into one-inch cubes. toss together in a medium bowl. 2) slice orange into quarters. 3) juice three quarters of the orange directly over the cubes of … Continue reading →

delicious gift that was delivered to my door at 10pm = mouth orgasm. ♫ hey! you look kind of cute. take off those nerdy nerdy glasses boy! ♫ i seriously love that song. i love it so much i would … Continue reading →

hanes white v-neck men’s tees and short shorts. crazy dancing by the pool. twisty straws and shirley temples. sitting out on the patio with nothing but a tray of ice cubes for company. spontaneous trips to safeway in pursuit of … Continue reading →