Daily Archives: March 28, 2010

get down on one knee

“iodine lanthanum hydrogen vanadium yttrium oxygen uranium” he said, getting down on one knee. [i won’t accept a proposal from someone without this ring in the offering]

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salade des fruits au jus d’orange congelé

vous voudrez: 1 peach 1 apple 1 large orange 1) dice peach and apple into one-inch cubes. toss together in a medium bowl. 2) slice orange into quarters. 3) juice three quarters of the orange directly over the cubes of … Continue reading

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strip club in my mouth

delicious gift that was delivered to my door at 10pm = mouth orgasm. ♫ hey! you look kind of cute. take off those nerdy nerdy glasses boy! ♫ i seriously love that song. i love it so much i would … Continue reading

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summertime and the livin is easy

hanes white v-neck men’s tees and short shorts. crazy dancing by the pool. twisty straws and shirley temples. sitting out on the patio with nothing but a tray of ice cubes for company. spontaneous trips to safeway in pursuit of … Continue reading

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