these are the things we say:
1. elephant bar houses the most delicious freeze / smoothie i have or will ever try. hit up their pineapple freeze sometime. seriously, it’s sex in a foot-high tumbler.
2. handjob from geodude or blowjob from charizard?
3. exactly how many people will be at the – term pending – massive pool party on the 16th is still unknown; however, we do know that it will piss off the management, and anything that pisses off authority is good with us.
4. that being said, pool parties are not pool parties without ice cream.
5. accordingly, we will have ice cream. failing this we will hijack an ice cream truck and drive it into the pool for unlimited ice cream.
6. i am very eager for spring break to get its ass over here.
