stripes

you make me smile

goldie: what do you think of this? i’m supposed to write a short introduction as an emcee
me: emcee for what?
goldie: some awards ceremony some fredo came up with to promote “innovation within the community”
goldie: brooklyn isn’t a community, fools
me: LOL sure, go righttt ahead
goldie: up next we have the winner of the ‘most creative use of egg cartons’ award. have you ever looked at an egg carton and thought, ‘shit, this is useless!’? ever thought to yourself, ‘I’m only one person, what can I do?’?’ well, that’s the reason you’re not the one winning this trophy.”
me: LOL. mind if i stat that?
goldie: nooo don’t, brent might steal it
me: you know what, i’m gonna go ahead and say he probably won’t

me: you know what’ll be everywhere if you keep this up?
prajesh: strippers?
prajesh: plz be strippers
prajesh: tell me
prajesh: its strippers
me: YOUR. GUTSS.
prajesh: damn
prajesh: it was a good guess
prajesh: u gotta admit

i want to talk to you

but i know that if i do, i won’t be able to stop. and if i can’t bring myself to stop, i’ll be up all night and won’t get any sleep at all. and the next day i’ll be half asleep in all of my classes because i’m so tired. but somehow, this is all made a little bit better by the fact that when i close my eyes in class and fall asleep and dream, i’ll be dreaming of you.

get down on one knee

“iodine
lanthanum hydrogen vanadium
yttrium oxygen uranium”
he said, getting down on one knee.

[i won’t accept a proposal from someone without this ring in the offering]

salade des fruits au jus d’orange congelé

vous voudrez:
1 peach
1 apple
1 large orange

1) dice peach and apple into one-inch cubes. toss together in a medium bowl.

2) slice orange into quarters.

3) juice three quarters of the orange directly over the cubes of fruit. slice the remaining quarter into three to five thin slices and arrange over fruit.

4) stick in freezer for as long or as little as you like. i like it chilled on a hot day, but if you’re patient you can keep it there for several hours and freeze the orange juice completely. delicious.

5) serve in a christmas cup for a dash of irony.

enjoy!

strip club in my mouth

delicious gift that was delivered to my door at 10pm = mouth orgasm.

♫ hey! you look kind of cute. take off those nerdy nerdy glasses boy! ♫

i seriously love that song. i love it so much i would leave that other song and create a family with this song :]