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we’re not cannibals, we just like people
Nishna: ..so my ninja name is Fallen Dumpling. Michelle’s is Crunchy Mushroom and Bradley’s is Steaming Meatball. A ninja name is an adjective plus a food. Me: Okay. I’ll be Dropped Baby! Nishna: Baby isn’t a foo- (pauses) Me: (raises … Continue reading
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you and i add up better than a riemann sum
Caroline, this is why you fail at math. Because you are a woman.
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wait – matthew sweet
Highlights from the last days of college. Forgive me if it’s not as good as it should have been. 1. The five hours between classes on Thursday (and what I did during them). We were released from photog at 12, … Continue reading
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it’s an iphone world
I swear everyone in San Francisco has an iPhone. My professors do, all my classmates do, even babies. Heck, our BUS DRIVER has one. He was playing Tap Tap Revenge while we waited at the shuttle stop for other Academy … Continue reading
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You know you’ve studied too hard for finals when..
I’m going to start this with a funny post I found here: Let’s say you start to consider studying Monday night one week before finals start (because why would you ever start any earlier? You never remember anything beyond a … Continue reading
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where does the time go?
Where did the year go? This is going to sound horribly and terribly cliched – but it seems like only yesterday I was wandering the school and asking random seniors for help locating my advisory room. Me: Hey, can you … Continue reading
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Today was..
Easy. Wow, the art final was SO not worth studying for. 50/50, bitches! Hilarious. Performing comedy for the Flowers during brunch. Topics included: parents that talk on the phone AT NIGHT in screamingly loud voices, endless SALE! SALE! SALE! emails, … Continue reading
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Rejection / Acception
I GOT THE MAGICCC STICKK. Haha, PE today was awesome – as it usually is. Today’s sport was pimps and hoes! Yay, I love my PE class. I look FORWARD to it at the end of the day. PE is … Continue reading
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