Tag Archives: math
nerdy pickup lines: the comebacks
..and if you get these, you deserve a facepalm. Guy: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. Girl: Sorry, you’re my asymptote. Guy: I wish I was your integral, then I could fill … Continue reading
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cause I’m counting to a hundred
The class stared at the projecter screen in dismay. “What?” asked Ms. Kraemer. “You aren’t excited about learning how to solve right triangles?” Crickets. “It’s not that..” I tried to explain. “We’re trying to count the number of pandas stacked … Continue reading
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these kids are the reason i live
I haven’t written in FOREVER! And I would apologize, but really I can talk to Tiffany and Ramya in person, no need to apologize online (hey guys!). If you didn’t know, my house was recently fitted with new hardwood floors, … Continue reading
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the left hand project
“whoever made weekends only two days long needs to be taken up from the grave and taught a lesson. fucking 5:2 ratio what is this bullshit. honestly learn some basic mathematics and put that shit in balance. ugh.” LOL, this … Continue reading
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7 Things**
1. I think I did well on my bio test! I said a tearful goodbye to the computer and a grudging hello to my textbook, and I’m 99.9% sure it paid off. Question: Why do those anti-bacterial soaps always say … Continue reading
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waiting…
..for school. I have a Bio test tomorrow I actually (sort of) studied for. And my math and bio homework is still unfinished. THAT’S OKAY, I HAVE TUTORIAL. I remember when I was in elementary school. If we didn’t do … Continue reading
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